I’m not a mom, but that doesn’t stop TikTok and Instagram from thinking I am, or at least assuming I’m interested in what moms are doing. I scroll past a day in the life of a wealthy stay-at-home mom in New York City shuttling children around Manhattan or moms of multiples corralling triplets into matching outfits and then into car seats in minivans, cribs, bottles, onesies, all in threes.